Mini-poems from Nostradamus 2

*Global warming

Hotter shall the world get

more and more shall man sweat.

But mankind shall not know, alas!

That it’s caused by no greenhouse gas.

The real cause of this travesty,

will be the porn industry.

*Price of gas

Something’s cost shall fluctuate

more than it’s worth really is.

But neither volcanoes nor the raining of ice,

will make the administration reduce it’s price.

*Terrorism

People who aren’t successful

in anything they do

shall be led by others lamer.

They shall be sent into the liberated world

their intestines being hurled

at everyone in the vicinity

all in the name of the “almighty”.

*Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s ‘family’

Another earth shall be constructed

to serve like the reserves of grain we store.

Like Noah who took 2 of each,

a child, bore

from each nation shall be aggregated.

All this to prepare for Armageddon.

When Bruce Willis has already shown it’s caused by a rock heading towards earth.

Fools.

*Population explosion

Many more offspring shall be born,

many bastards created due to parent loathing.

Creating an increase

in the demand for food, shelter and Armani clothing.

But the decrease in family values can mostly be seen

in the X-rated movies on our TV screens.

*Aamir Khan

A bigger snob will never walk the earth.

Of such people, there’s better to be a dearth.

Who think they possess a special skill

just because peoples’ free time they fill.

When in simple and pure actuality,

their total facial expressions are just limited to 3.