Man arrested for stealing Bush’s shoes.

Last Sunday, a man was arrested for stealing and returning George W. Bush’s shoes. Apparently, the man was praying at a Mosque earlier that day while at the same time, Mr.Bush too was paying his respects at the same Mosque.

The man was quoted to have confessed to the police ” Ahkarabab, mujirabab, kabab. Ikhuzi-abbe-murte, fuu-jja. *sob* Mujaheddin, saffa ikarba zardari. Mader faker Bush. Tyulifateh majaaaa. Majaaaa, skoda octavia, jabba thaa huttaa. Miliensadara furujanabe.” American Intelligence have decoded this Arabic to mean “I couldn’t find my shoes after I came out of the Mosque, so I stole the cheapest looking shoes there. Who knew it was Mr. Bush’s? I felt sad when I saw that later Iraqi security and American Intelligence personnel were searching for his shoes. So I attended the press conference and since I had no access to Mr. Bush, I tossed it to him. I feel guilty about stealing the shoes, but I didn’t have any of mine, since someone stole mine too. I ask Mr. Bush to forgive me.”

Other reports coming in have said that the man actually had an affair with George Bush and reportedly said “This is a goodbye kiss from me, you dog.” Apparently the man was not too happy to be dumped by Bush and was just another broken heart in this lovers’ spat.

After the incident however, Mr. Bush tried to lighten the atmosphere by imposing his brand of humour on the crowd of journalists. However, when that was not possible (as everyone in the room was more interested and surprised that an Iraqi could throw that well), he proceeded to lighten the atmosphere the best way he knew how :  by unloading the air festering in his bowels. Yes, he farted. The people however weren’t surprised with Bush’s reflexes as he is known to duck important issues every now and then when they really need to be addressed.

All around the Arabic world, people came out in suppourt of the Iraqi journalist, with people saying that no man should be jailed for his love.

The man is currently in police custody being interrogated. The government want to make sure that this is not a new kind of emerging terrorism called “love terrorism” where people who are dumped resort to such “extreme activities.”