Mini poems from Nostradamus

Today’s column is a guest article by Nostradamus. How the old French fag saw into the future and it was true. Editing was done to make it more readable and less faggy :

1)Airing of ‘How I met your mother’:

Comedy comes to entertainment

male protagonist is gay

adopts children

lies to them

Unfunny

2)Gay people coming out of the closet :

More people like me

yearn to be free.

3)Telecom boom :

We get external ears now

we can type in it

you can read what I type in yours

we’re so cool.

4)Britney Spears :

Whore entertains for few years

falls from our graces

turns bald

freaks own kids out

loses custody rights

shifts near rehab center

says it “cuts out the daily travel

I’ll have to make for the rest of my life

till I remain a media darling.”

5)Internet :

You get everything on this

it’s nice

works on our cool thing

to answer your quite question

yes, free porn available

even one with the whore entertainer

6)Lame music of the 90’s :

Whore entertainers entertain

7)Saddam’s fall :

Mesopotamian Dictator goes for a shower

falls in the shower

hits head on tub.

(Editor’s note : We believe this is metaphorical. Or it could explain that scar on his head.)

8)Hitler :

Most ambitious dictator

most noteworthy thing he does -

screws niece.

9)Einstein :

Loses mind

after studying his whole life

and finding out

there’s nothing to look forward to

and he’s wasted his whole life

and screws cousin.

10)This blog :

Greatest thing in the world

arrives on the porn showing thingie

which isn’t porn

but is an orgasmic read.

(E.N. : More poems are being deciphered and we will post them as and when they are translated.)